THE ONLY WAY I CAN TAKE SUGAR

I'm sure people have seen this before, but I was just so relieved that I'd finally found a way to enjoy Alan Sugar. Thank you cassetteboy!

Hats off to Alan, he's made a lot of money. He knows more about business than me. But I still find his tightly curled barnet and permanent snarl unnerving. But this way I can put those things aside and simply enjoy. And I hope you do too.

WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THIS

OH & THE THERE WAS THIS FROM THE OTHER DAY

Hilarious. I also have an irrational fear of Vegan's but unlike the rollercoaster film, it doesn't make me feel anymore inclined to redress my phobia or indeed try one. In fact I find it adds an extra layer of funniness for me associating male vegans with virility just because of what a male vegan looks like in my head. (Sorry to my vegan friends out there.)