Determined to make you laugh with something funny I found on the internet

• What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
• Pick a cod, any cod!

Sunshine

On the plus side this arrived in the post today. 

Where's the party?

Oh yeah sorry, that's right, there isn't one. No, in spite of some seriously unscheduled and extended early summer sunshine, and the fact that it's the third short working week in a row, no, it's still nigh on impossible to rustle up a bit of happiness here today. 


I wish I'd stayed in bed.