ummmm, this I think is may THE lover of the person I attempting to identify in person number 1 in previous post. Take your pick as to whether it's the lady or the cat.
But this shall also serve as a good reminder why new year's resolutions are a good thing and should be maintained not mangled. the moral of the story being lose weight otherwise you end up big and hairy and potentially a cat. Again that could refer to either pictured.
Spotted this over the festive period- pretty good indication as to my general diet. Thought it made for an amusing bit of marketing.
Would make a half decent nice idea if it were on something else, but seriously, who gives the gift of Pringles at christmas. There are only two answers to that, nay three.
1. You're a fat bastard ...and so is your 'lover' (though you can barely call them that as there's no love-making to be done due to intrusive gutline).
2. You're a cheap bastard ...and you know your lover will, similarly, have put little thought into your gift and sketched out a blowjob token on the back of a crumpled duff lottery ticket that will then be tucked between his/ her tits come Christmas morn for you to 'unwrap' without using your hands.
3. You get gifts from the petrol station. (And therefore Sir/ Madam, may I also congratulate you. You're one of the fortunate few that manage to avoid the festive PANIC!!! sirens (aka craptastic chrismtas choons blaring) and the excessively premature countdown, consequently totally forgetting Christmas till 9 o'clock Christmas eve, when all that's open is a garage.)